Zigwablincad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able dove.

Zigwablincad created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Zigwablincad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zigwablincad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zigwablincad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zigwablincad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Zigwablincad's name in vain.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not hurt pigs.