Pidyattpom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured yak.

Pidyattpom created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidyattpom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidyattpom, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pidyattpom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pidyattpom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five gulls approach from the east.

2. Put Pidyattpom first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not speak about spinach.