Artfatnellnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy parrot.

Artfatnellnutt created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfatnellnutt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Artfatnellnutt, it will turn you into a goat.

Artfatnellnutt's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Artfatnellnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if eight dogs approach from the south.