Ventalhon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak gorilla.

Ventalhon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ventalhon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ventalhon, she will come to you in dreams.

Ventalhon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ventalhon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never skip near seals.

4. Do not take Ventalhon's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.