Kentadcut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane manatee.

Kentadcut created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kentadcut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kentadcut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kentadcut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kentadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Kentadcut's name in vain.