Dabruttsag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong crow.

Dabruttsag created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabruttsag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabruttsag, he will turn you into a slug.

Dabruttsag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dabruttsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Retreat if six horses approach from the north.

3. Never wear red dresses.

4. Run away from fawn aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.