Mumpigrul is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving narwhal.

Mumpigrul created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mumpigrul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumpigrul, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mumpigrul's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mumpigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear pink.