Habvidbed is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced unicorn.

Habvidbed created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Habvidbed, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Habvidbed, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Habvidbed's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Habvidbed's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always pray immersed in water.