Limjenrawdavfebtargtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous squid.

Limjenrawdavfebtargtarp created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limjenrawdavfebtargtarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Limjenrawdavfebtargtarp, he will turn you into a rock.

Limjenrawdavfebtargtarp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Limjenrawdavfebtargtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never sit near shrews.

5. Do not listen to music.