Ladvagpak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful weasel.

Ladvagpak created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladvagpak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladvagpak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ladvagpak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ladvagpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ladvagpak loves birds, so they must be honoured.