Artcutcipfosskipmig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring bat.

Artcutcipfosskipmig created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artcutcipfosskipmig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artcutcipfosskipmig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Artcutcipfosskipmig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Artcutcipfosskipmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never bounce near mites.

4. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.