Witgilrigtailquatbonmondub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident finch.

Witgilrigtailquatbonmondub created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witgilrigtailquatbonmondub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Witgilrigtailquatbonmondub, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Witgilrigtailquatbonmondub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Witgilrigtailquatbonmondub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.