Vagvegmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless armadillo.

Vagvegmon created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vagvegmon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagvegmon, it will turn you into a tree.

Vagvegmon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vagvegmon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never talk about porpoises.