Dangodgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast mink.

Dangodgeb created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dangodgeb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dangodgeb, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dangodgeb's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dangodgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dangodgeb on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear gray kilts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.