Flagbatarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless horse.

Flagbatarn created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbatarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flagbatarn, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flagbatarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flagbatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagbatarn.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.