Botnatvil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive yak.

Botnatvil created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Botnatvil, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botnatvil, she will turn you into a plant.

Botnatvil's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Botnatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from cyan swans, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.