Loopyokdib Fabbellnarl Ragrak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise slug.

Loopyokdib Fabbellnarl Ragrak created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Loopyokdib Fabbellnarl Ragrak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loopyokdib Fabbellnarl Ragrak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Loopyokdib Fabbellnarl Ragrak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Loopyokdib Fabbellnarl Ragrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.