Hanjopwon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind fairy.

Hanjopwon created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanjopwon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hanjopwon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hanjopwon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hanjopwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near birds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Never wear mauve corsets.