Mifgetbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid mouse.

Mifgetbaf created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mifgetbaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mifgetbaf, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mifgetbaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mifgetbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Mifgetbaf loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Mifgetbaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.