Lidgofveen Barnvolpom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident beaver.

Lidgofveen Barnvolpom created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgofveen Barnvolpom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidgofveen Barnvolpom, it will make you grow a tail.

Lidgofveen Barnvolpom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Lidgofveen Barnvolpom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not eat corn.