Beglangig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying mouse.

Beglangig created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Beglangig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Beglangig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Beglangig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Beglangig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Do not take Beglangig's name in vain.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Beglangig on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.