Bonvantarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong raven.

Bonvantarp created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonvantarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonvantarp, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bonvantarp's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bonvantarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Bonvantarp three times a day.

3. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.