Stafveghim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic badger.

Stafveghim created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafveghim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stafveghim, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stafveghim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Stafveghim's Holy Commandments

1. Stafveghim loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.