Yarlstertab Gonhomapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing toad.

Yarlstertab Gonhomapp created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlstertab Gonhomapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlstertab Gonhomapp, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarlstertab Gonhomapp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yarlstertab Gonhomapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never wear fawn shirts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Always wear green.