Satdusslist is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm wombat.

Satdusslist created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Satdusslist, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satdusslist, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Satdusslist's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Satdusslist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never wear indigo ear rings.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Satdusslist.