Abnuttvig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humane wyrm.

Abnuttvig created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnuttvig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abnuttvig, he will turn you into a tree.

Abnuttvig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Abnuttvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.