Sogstigfub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish cobra.

Sogstigfub created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sogstigfub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sogstigfub, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sogstigfub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sogstigfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sogstigfub eight times a day.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.