Wonkansid Bestgembus is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless beaver.

Wonkansid Bestgembus created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonkansid Bestgembus, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonkansid Bestgembus, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wonkansid Bestgembus' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wonkansid Bestgembus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. You must love Wonkansid Bestgembus.

5. Do not covet oxen.