Hadnabbabhug is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane mole.

Hadnabbabhug created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadnabbabhug, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hadnabbabhug, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hadnabbabhug's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hadnabbabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never mention horses.