Quafpidrak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented hedgehog.

Quafpidrak created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafpidrak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quafpidrak, she will make you grow a tail.

Quafpidrak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quafpidrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Quafpidrak first in all things.