Midjindad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast fairy.

Midjindad created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Midjindad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Midjindad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Midjindad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Midjindad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Midjindad first in all things.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.