Nellflowjin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil porpoise.

Nellflowjin created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellflowjin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellflowjin, it will curse you with boils.

Nellflowjin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nellflowjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Run away if five mice approach from the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sing in holy places.