Flatcatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced centaur.

Flatcatdav created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatcatdav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatcatdav, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flatcatdav's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flatcatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.