Bugsadbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful monkey.

Bugsadbab created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugsadbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugsadbab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bugsadbab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bugsadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.