Komquimpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional crane.

Komquimpid created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komquimpid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komquimpid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Komquimpid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Komquimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. You must love Komquimpid.

4. Run away if five swans approach from the south.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.