Dagsigran is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fast toad.

Dagsigran created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dagsigran, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagsigran, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dagsigran's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dagsigran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Dagsigran must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.