Bodfagrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective hippopotamus.

Bodfagrutt created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfagrutt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bodfagrutt, she will strike you with lightening.

Bodfagrutt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bodfagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.