Labmidpang is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, competent wyvern.

Labmidpang created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Labmidpang, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Labmidpang, he will not care.

Labmidpang's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Labmidpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never wear red hats.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.