Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, slow frog.

Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lidlogtarg Vigabjoplegtap on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.