Hakbepbum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty wren.

Hakbepbum created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbepbum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hakbepbum, he will think nothing of it.

Hakbepbum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hakbepbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if eight doves approach from the south.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never wear red skirts.