Cepfungombast is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic walrus.

Cepfungombast created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfungombast, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepfungombast, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cepfungombast's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cepfungombast's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never wear fawn boots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.