Manflabgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil hummingbird.

Manflabgeb created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Manflabgeb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Manflabgeb, she will have a low opinion of you.

Manflabgeb's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Manflabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide if four cats approach from the north.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sharks.