Cimcedtar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical donkey.

Cimcedtar created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimcedtar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cimcedtar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cimcedtar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cimcedtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Put Cimcedtar first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.