Hadarpsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident hedgehog.

Hadarpsaf created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadarpsaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadarpsaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hadarpsaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hadarpsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hadarpsaf on top of all buildings.