Gatnanrathognilsug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful clam.

Gatnanrathognilsug created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatnanrathognilsug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatnanrathognilsug, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gatnanrathognilsug's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gatnanrathognilsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gatnanrathognilsug.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not take Gatnanrathognilsug's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.