Dutlenpas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish ferret.

Dutlenpas created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutlenpas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutlenpas, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dutlenpas' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dutlenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide if four goats approach from the east.

5. Dutlenpas loves sheep, so they must be respected.