Nadbimfid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful dog.

Nadbimfid created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadbimfid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nadbimfid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nadbimfid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nadbimfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Nadbimfid must be the most important thing in your life.