Betnabdib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm naga.

Betnabdib created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betnabdib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Betnabdib, he will send minions to preach to you.

Betnabdib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Betnabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.