Hanlikgud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome deer.

Hanlikgud created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanlikgud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanlikgud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hanlikgud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hanlikgud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Pray towards the north.