Zednakbepbom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless grasshopper.

Zednakbepbom created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednakbepbom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zednakbepbom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zednakbepbom's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zednakbepbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not chop down trees.